Tom, could you come out of the closet? We have something to tell you.

I wonder who gets to tell Tom Cruise this nugget of information today?

I see an episode of South Park about once every two seasons. That's more than enough for me. I have seen this particular episode of South Park and thought it was kind of funny.

There's plenty of celebrities deserving of ridicule and parody, but for some reason making fun of Tom Cruise seems to provide the most satisfaction. I'm not sure of everyone else's tipping point but for me it's when he called Matt Lauer glib on The Today Show. Let's see him try to pull that shit with Meredith Vieira. That lady has been dealing with Star Jones and Barbara Walters for nine years. She will not have the time nor the patience to listen to some pretty boy Scientologist call her names.